Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Joel : Wednesday, do you think someday you might want to get married and have kids?Wednesday : No.
Joel : But what if you met just the right man, who worshiped and adored you, who'd do anything you say, who'd be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?
Wednesday : I'd pity him.
Joel : Poor Debbie. She was sick.
Wednesday : She wasn't sick. She was sloppy
Joel : What do you mean?
Wednesday : If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it and I wouldn't get caught.
Joel : How?
Wednesday : I'd scare him to death.
Joel : No, you wouldn't. We're all very sorry, Debbie. We wish you only the best.
