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30 September 2009

It's not the same old thing


Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?


Joel : Wednesday, do you think someday you might want to get married and have kids?
Wednesday
: No.
Joel
: But what if you met just the right man, who worshiped and adored you, who'd do anything you say, who'd be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?
Wednesday
: I'd pity him.
Joel
: Poor Debbie. She was sick.
Wednesday
: She wasn't sick. She was sloppy
Joel
: What do you mean?
Wednesday
: If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it and I wouldn't get caught.
Joel
: How?
Wednesday
: I'd scare him to death.
Joel
: No, you wouldn't. We're all very sorry, Debbie. We wish you only the best.

13 July 2009

get you off my mind

In life, as in art, some endings are bittersweet. Especially when it comes to love. Sometimes fate throws two lovers together only to rip them apart. Sometimes the hero finally makes the right choice but the timing is all wrong. And, as they say, timing is everything. Looks like this story might just have a second act. Let's hope it's not a tragedy

24 April 2009

ahem

semoga UAN nilainya bagus terus nemnya diatas 34 amin moga2 malah diatas 36 HAHAHA